After making a careful survey, consisting of a number of men whose
company I enjoy, I've come to the very sad conclusion that men just
don't know how to kiss. Kissing is important, guys, and a really key
part of convincing a girl that you're fun to be with.
What’s the key difference between those good-looking guys out there
that aren’t getting any, and those rather plain guys that have several
girls sighing and swooning after them? It’s pretty simple, the way I
see it. It’s the kiss. It seems to me that guys either don’t know how
to kiss, or just don’t care to do it right. Too many men seem to view
the kiss as something on a checklist on the way to getting a girl into
bed. Well, I’ve got news for you guys – the way you kiss can make all
the difference between “Take me now” and “Take off, ya jerk.”
I guess I consider myself a bit of a kissing aficionado. I like
kissing, and I like being well-kissed. Sadly, that doesn’t happen
often. In the last two years, I’ve kissed eight men (and I won’t tell
you how many before that). One was really good at kissing, and I could
smooch with him for hours. Another was pretty good – I was really sad
when our make-out session ended. All the other kisses were something I
tolerated, even endured. One guy, I kid you not, had two steps – press
open mouth to hers, stick tongue out as far as possible. Yuck! Trust
me, the last thing a girl wants is somebody’s mushy wet open mouth
laving drool all over her mouth and chin. Think about it - do you
really want a woman to associate the words 'soft' and 'mushy' with you?
The first key to a good kiss is your attitude. The kiss is not some
golden base to be raced to, but neither is it simply a minor step on
the way to more. If done correctly, a kiss will send your lady’s heart
racing, make her breath uneven, and have her dragging you to the
bedroom. A kiss should never be rushed, and should never be just
unloaded like a suitcase at the door. A good kiss will be an exercise
in teasing – holding up the promise of that little bit more, until
she’s practically begging for your touch.
Before your lips ever touch, take some time to build up to a good
kiss. You don’t want to spring it on her like some unpleasantness to be
gotten out of the way. The kiss starts with your hands, not your mouth.
Touch her. Hold her hand. Rub her arm, if she likes it. Rub her
shoulders, if she likes that. This gives you an excuse to be close to
her, and leads her to anticipate your kiss. And don’t kiss her as soon
as you think you can get away with it, or turn a quick hug into a
guerrilla smooch. You’ll know when she’s ready – she’ll turn to face
you, and perhaps bare her neck to you – that’s because she’s turning
her head to an angle, even if she doesn’t know it. And she’ll lean
toward you, trying to line it up. At least the first time, ignore it.
Play with her hair or run your finger along her jawline. Move up close.
If you’ll listen, her breathing will be shallow and quick, if she’s
really concentrating on kissing you. Take a moment to enjoy the
pleasant way she smells, or how soft the skin is on her cheek.
And whatever you do, don’t yet open your mouth. A proper kiss starts
with lips closed, pursed even. There’s no reason it should start lip to
lip, either. Remember appreciating the soft skin of her cheek? It’s
soft because it’s meant to be kissed. The corner of her mouth is soft,
too – kiss there. You’ve chased her to get to this point – let her
chase you a little. Kiss anywhere except where she expects you to, at
least three touches, maybe more. Then kiss lip to lip – and still with
your mouth closed. There’s no hurry – eventually let your tongue steal
out and just barely brush her lips. If she’s ready for a more open
kiss, she’ll open and respond in kind. Let her invite you inside –
don’t go barging in, guys – it’s not your house. And invite her to
follow you back home, so to speak. There’s no bonus points for counting
each others’ back teeth. Finesse is what it’s all about.
Now there’s some variation here that you have to consider. Some
people prefer soft kisses, almost mushy. Warm and moist and soft, like
pillows. Others lean toward tighter lips and firmer kisses, or
somewhere between the two extremes. If you sense her lips getting
really tight, you’re too mushy. And if she goes really soft, you’re
probably so firm you’re hurting her. Adjust until you’re both on the
same level. Everyone will have a difference place where they feel
comfortable – every couple will be different.
Another thing to thing about ahead of time is taste. Everyone knows
to avoid the onions before kissing. But don't just avoid a bad taste -
go for the good taste! Try some chocolate, or some minty gum. One of
the best kisses I ever experienced was with a man who was drinking red
wine. I was drinking something else, and when I tasted him... mmm....
Go for a pleasant taste that contrasts nicely.
If you start your kiss with some anticipation, and build it slowly,
paying attention to cues from her – short shallow breaths, trembling
limbs, whatever – you’ll have her attention. Take the time to tease a
little – hold back what she really wants for just a moment longer, kiss
around her mouth, make her take the aggressive stance. If you’re having
trouble being patient, make a competition of it – can you make her
break it off first? If you can, she’ll be breaking it off to move on to
more athletic activities.
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